16 quotes found
“You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.”
“A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!”
“If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.”
“Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!”
“I dont need a personal trainer I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff Im not supposed to!”
“MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!”
“Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!”
“MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!”
“MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while its still hot and peein...”
“Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.”
“You have two choices... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!”
“You cant take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!”
“If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...Don't take life WAY too seriously.”
“They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!”
“I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!”
“You can’t take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!”
