25 quotes found
“Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?”
“What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.”
“I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.”
“The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.”
“Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?”
“Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?Trish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scratch her temple. Toddlers learn by making connections between the body part and...”
“Well damn, I guess Ive had a few threesomes and foursomes too. However, I dont really think that having Ben and Jerry ice cream and umm...BOB, your battery operated boyfriend, constitute as a real ...”
“You know what the secret to a happy life is?""No regrets. Just live in the moment.”
“You are you because you love the way the world looks through your camera. You are you because of the way you love your friends and family. Not because some scar is on your body. That's a part of yo...”
“That's because those pages got torn to shreds when you left, now you both are in different chapters. He wants you - like always, and you want the hot guy down the street. Typical Frankie and Brody ...”
“Bryce Colton is telling everyone you hooked up after the bonfire Friday night. What? Everyone in the parking lot turned and stared. Okay, maybe I said that a little loud. I hooked my arm through Ja...”
“Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me a half smile of embarrassment.'Gracie, I've been chemically inconvenienced and I don...”
“To order a wife by mail seemed strange to him indeed; so strange he could only open the letters in the confidential cloak of night, undisturbed by even the servants..." Lord Hartford's thoughts at ...”
“Youve got to admit that you live at the center of a vortex that seems to funnel nothing but trouble your way. ~FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro”
“If Im going down, Im going down with lipstick on. ~Maggie Mae Castro”
“What exactly does the I in FBI stand for? ~Maggie Mae Castro”
“Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro”
“Really? Assaulting an officer? Thats a new one for you. ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro”
“Bryce Colton is telling everyone you hooked up after the bonfire Friday night.” “What?” Everyone in the parking lot turned and stared. Okay, maybe I said that a little loud. I hooked my arm through...”
“Looking with his eyes? Seriously? What else would he look around with?”Trish nonchalantly uses her middle finger to scratch her temple. “Toddlers learn by making connections between the body part a...”
