“If Im going down, Im going down with lipstick on.”

“What exactly does the I in FBI stand for? ~Maggie Mae Castro”

“If I’m going down, I’m going down with lipstick on.”

“If I’m going down, I’m going down with lipstick on.” ~Maggie Mae Castro”

“What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?” ~Maggie Mae Castro”

“Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?”

“What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.”

“I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”