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“A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!”
“Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?”
“I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.”
“If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.”
“Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?”
“What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.”
“She placed her fingertips on her forehead as if trying to gather her thoughts on how to handle this unexpected scenario. "Do not run from a bear. Make yourself a large target and yell to scare the ...”
“Months ago, he'd told Effie, grandmother to his eldest brother's wife, that he was too busy to find a woman. He went on to brag he was quite happy being alone. That the only way he'd even consider ...”
“Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.”
“He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.”
“He held his crotch, his knees bent and his kilt showing he wore nothing beneath it.She shuffled from one foot to the other as she stared at his Scottish bagpipe. Bet he could hit a lot of high note...”
“She leaned her uninjured shoulder against his plump, furry behind and shoved while she bitched to herself, "Four years at the military academy, two years at Kansas State University, survival camp i...”
“The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.”
“Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?”
