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“I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.”
“Shortly after my dad died, my mom figured that if I could do a few commercials, I'd get a college fund.”
“I have a distinct memory, dating back to 1989 or so, of sitting around with my college dorm mates talking about a new term that was popping up everywhere: 'political correctness.'”
“That's the value of a college education... I don't know anywhere in the world where you can make an investment and make that kind of return.”
“I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.”
“If you have four years to complete your college education, do it.”
“People like me who grew up in a working-class town, who don't have a college education, you don't usually hear from us.”
“When it comes to college education, American families are paying more and getting less.”
“There's a reasonable amount of traction in college education, particularly engineering, because quite a lot of that is privatized, so there is an incentive to set up new colleges of reasonably high...”
“I went to college. I had a double major in biology and physical education, but my major was wrestling.”
“While there are many obstacles that deter students from going to college, finances by no means should be the deciding factor.”
“My dad grew up in a working-class Jewish neighbourhood, and I got a scholarship from my dad's union to go to college. I went there to get an education, not as an extension of privilege.”
“This is a value-added college education if I have heard one described. And what is the most remarkable about Delaware State University graduates - is they just keeping giving back.”
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
“Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.”
“My dad was phenomenal. Born in Mexico, lived poor, didn't graduate from college, and becomes head of a car company and then governor of a state. I can't imagine I would have ever thought about runn...”
“Ooh, it's too embarrassing to share my innermost romantic secrets - although I have written Danielle the odd poem. If anything they are more comedic than romantic. They used to be well-received but...”
“The only thing I can ever do is make a film that I can respond to. I could not make a romantic comedy for college girls. I wouldn't know how that works.”
“I suspect the real reason the N.F.L. and N.B.A. don't want high schoolers and college underclassmen to play with their ball is that they don't want to jeopardize their relationship with National Co...”
“You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.”