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“A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or its really hard to catch.”
“No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.”
“It is good to be a cynic it is better to be a contented cat and it is best not to exist at all.”
“The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, youll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and ...”
“Why so scrawny, cat?Starving for fat fish or mice...Or backyard love?”
“Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.”
“If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.”
“Rowl reminded himself that cats were eternally patient, and that he would not simply explode if he did not fling himself from Littlemouse's arms and go exploring. Which was not to say that he could...”
“It all began with a bucket of eggs.”
“The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats.”
“This book is written for our animals, who trust us with their safekeeping. To keep them healthy, we turn to modern medicine, but it is ill-equipped to address chronic disease in our animals and our...”
“A cat can make you feel well rested when you're tired or turn a rage into a calm just by sitting on your lap. His very nearness is a healing song.”
“It takes a cat to heal a woman's wounded heart." I say this knowing it takes a full range of other factors to resolve emotional damage issues and restore personal equilibrium. I've had a heaping sh...”
“Every time you look up at the stars, its like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize youre the same pers...”
“I went outside. Tried taking in the billions of stars above, lingering long enough to allow each point of light the chance to scratch a deep hole in the back of my retina, so that when I finally di...”
“...Here, beast, you shall be the chairman, and mind you call us to order." He leaned forward and dropped the cat on the empty seat.”
“Clear clutter. Make space for you.”
“I don't know if cats understand what their owners say, but they do have a strong survival instinct.”
“She fell on the bread and cheese as if she were a lioness. Did lions eat cheese? He didnt know. He knew Mrs Praters kitten ate cheese. He ate anything. Poor bloody animal. Still, he was a slum cat,...”
“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]”
