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“By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a wri...”
“You are so sweet. This is unbelievable. Some schmo talks to you every two weeks, buys you a meal, during which he talks about himself, dry-humps you, touches your hand once and you think he smells ...”
“Patients, beings who want to be rehabilitated, send me questions See? I answer them real fast, 1 2 3 done Like so You get?' Toby said, his pale green fingers clattering across the keyboard. 'I thin...”
“You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.”
“You're kidding, right?" Shane asked. "You don't need caffeine. You need sleep." He held out the last cup, and Claire realized she'd been wrong; there was someone else in the shadows. Deeper in the ...”
“Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!”
“Oh, my god. My non-committal boyfriend, who I was just fucking this morning, that I want to spend the rest of my life with, is your Mr. Wonderful. Hes your nice, mystery man. Jesus.”
“I just dont understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.”
“Oh, my god. My non-committal boyfriend, who I was just fucking this morning, that I want to spend the rest of my life with, is your Mr. Wonderful. He’s your ‘nice,’ mystery man. Jesus.”
“I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.”
