5 quotes found
“It hadn't ever been on the table. Commitment had never been an option. There was never any love.”
“When do we get to the part where I get inspired by this wonder boy and my seriously bitchy attitude toward men is miraculously healed?”
“Oh, my god, he thought, realizing why he had always felt negatively towards Eden. She reminds me of my mother. The thought made his throat close up tight. He mused about the day's events. What a ri...”
“You are so sweet. This is unbelievable. Some schmo talks to you every two weeks, buys you a meal, during which he talks about himself, dry-humps you, touches your hand once and you think he smells ...”
“Oh, my god. My non-committal boyfriend, who I was just fucking this morning, that I want to spend the rest of my life with, is your Mr. Wonderful. Hes your nice, mystery man. Jesus.”
