338 quotes found
“What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.”
“I thought guys were complicated. Maybe they are. But maybe they're easy and it's really me who's complicated.”
“She dressed in bohemian clothes, penned novels, panted, and yearned to roam forgotten corners of the world. She was habitually defiant and fearless, and when she felt controlled, as she often did, ...”
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”
“So weird, Decker mumbled. I thought she walked through walls.I guess she doesn't have to. This is how she kept getting my porno stash last summer,Beckgrumbled. I had it behind lock and key.Our porn...”
“Wasn't that awesome?" Seth asked.Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Kendra--it was pretty cool.""All boys belong in insane asylums," Kendra said.”
“Every guy seems nice until hes not.”
“The reason girls can't find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places. Go to a library. Guys at a party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
“AHA!" interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. "Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.”
“Good, stupid high school boys aren't worth It" She throws an arm over my shoulder. "They're trained to like a certain type of girl, with highlights and pretty nails- the kind who are good at rememb...”
“Boys do not long for fathers who will usher them through the gauntlet of psychological disconnect. They long for fathers who have themselves survived intact. Boys do not ache for their father's mas...”
“I keep myself busy with things to do, but every-time i pause, i still think f you.”
“Im doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.”
“My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made th...”
“Boys are like minced meat, half nut, half pig”
“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”
“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”
“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came bac...”
“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”
“Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear”
