Quotes by Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”

“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”

“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?”