13 quotes found
“If it ran, a Bean would shoot it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.”
“If it ran, a Bean would eat it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.”
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”
“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?”
“Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?”
“Here's how I'll tell you what I thinkif you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.”
“You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.”
“Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through, Preston Black couldn't sleep the whole night through. He'd lay in bed 'til the morning came, but the devil'd visit him just the same. Preston B...”
“We're all Hitler inside. We're all Christ inside. I'm not keen on the idea, but it's true, isn't it? We've all got a little bit of the devil in us.”
“Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that.”
“Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister.”
“It was still late summer elsewhere, but here, high in Appalachia, fall was coming; for the last three mornings, she'd been able to see her breath. The woods, which started twenty feet back from her...”
“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking a Snapple then you know I don't give a shit.”
