“The green of these mountains in my lungs smelled like an old friend, one who wouldn't tell lies to you. One who understood. One who knew pain didn't go away just because you wanted it to. And when ...”

“It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight?”

“Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.”

“May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.”

“If it ran, a Bean would shoot it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.”

“If it ran, a Bean would eat it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.”

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”

“Though the trials of life are never easy, someone to stand with you and help you with your burdens is one of the true essences of living. It is well that two should join together to face life as fr...”

“Sometimes this was much harder than trying to get an alligator in a suitcase.”

“The mind of man can only teach what he has learned from others. It is how you use that knowledge that will decide who you are.”