114 quotes found
“Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.”
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”
“Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.”“If you’re recording notes for an official record, I’d like the word ‘very’ stricken and replaced with ‘exceptionally.”
“You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with generosity toward me leaves me wanting to arm myself and put my ...”
“What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn.” She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. “I’m also incapable going to be your next brilliant observation.”
“I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.”
“Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.”
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.”
“I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when you're in a nice, civilized place.”
“It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a junkie.”
“I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.”
“He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.”
“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood with salts in her hand expecting to be agitated--...”
