“Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.Ask Caymen about that, Xander says.Great, now I have to explain to his mother about my vandalism? Your son called...”

“Growing up, I never felt deprived. I was always happy. It seems only lately I've started seeing everything I didn't have.”

“His hands still on his shoulders. Hi, he says. Sorry. For what? For the fact that you are such a big flirt. He laughs. Youre the one in my lap. I was just sitting here minding my own business. Just...”

“My hands still on his shoulders. Hi, he says. Sorry. For what? For the fact that you are such a big flirt. He laughs. Youre the one in my lap. I was just sitting here minding my own business. Just ...”

“I turn my head so that he doesn't see my smile and secretly curse him for making me feel special.”

“Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.If youre recording notes for an official record, Id like the word very stricken and replaced with exceptionally.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”