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“I don't need you to tell me I'm not well, though I don't really know what's wrong with me; I think I'm five times healthier than you are.”
“Mmm, being irresistibly likeable is such a trial,' she drawled in an impeccable aristocratic whine. 'One is constantly in demand, but one must do one's duty, mustn't one, dear chap? Noblesse oblige...”
“This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.”
“You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?”
“The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.”
“A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said."Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel."...”
“Knock him out, Paris!''Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?”
“Promise me you’ll look after yourself … stay out of trouble …’‘I always do, Mrs Weasley,’ said Harry. ‘I like a quiet life, you know me.”
“Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.”
“And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.”
“Hello?” I peered into the shadows.Two green circles flashed in the dark. I yelped, jumping backward and pressing myself against the wall.“And may I wish a very good morning to you, too, October.” T...”
“For the first time, but certainly not the last, I began to believe that Arsenal's moods and fortunes somehow reflected my own”
“Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car’s interior?”
“I know that you’re worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn’t going to help anyone.”
“I don’t know. Is that good-different, or I-should-come-with-a-warning-label-different?”
“Ryn looks sideways at me and raises an eyebrow,"It's big enough for two."-"You're joking right?Why don't you pretend to be a gentleman and give me the”
“Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.”
“It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He might use’ - Colon swallowed - ‘irony.”
“Think of it as an eight-dimensional onion.’ Justine straightened her back and gave her father an exasperated look. ‘Thanks, Dad. That’s helpful. I always think in those terms, it really helps a lot.”
“It’s a good thing that the sheep are all so law abiding”
