“Think of it as an eight-dimensional onion. Justine straightened her back and gave her father an exasperated look. Thanks, Dad. Thats helpful. I always think in those terms, it really helps a lot.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”