10,203 quotes found
“When I met Jean I felt God reach down out of the sky pull my hair and say "This one dummy."”
“They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.”
“You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.”
“God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman and God help him still more if he finds her.”
“After paying for the wedding about all a father has left to give away is the bride.”
“A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying "Do we have to ask them?" to people whose first response is "How much do you think we have to spend on them?"”
“You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.”
“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.”
“For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.”
“God this request isn't for me it's for my mom. . . . Could you send her a son-in-law?”
“Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."”
“A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.”
“I've married a few people I shouldn't have but haven't we all?”
“My wife and I had words - but I never got to use mine.”
“'Tis not love's going hurts my days but that it went in little ways.”
“After all my erstwhile dear my no longer cherished need we say it was no love just because it perished?”
“Alas! how light a cause may move dissention between hearts that love!”
“Every theory of love from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.”
“Love the itch and a cough cannot be hid.”
“What we call love is the desire to awaken and to keep awake in another's body heart and mind the responsibility of flattering in our place the self of which we are not very certain.”
