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“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.”
“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!— Russ Cargill”
“She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous....”
“I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”
“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
“Revenge may be wicked, but it’s natural.”
“I said breathe. Not do a fish-out of-water imitation.”
“I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed.What, you think i actually l...”
“Oh shit did you just dis the feminine genderI'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blenderYou think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhymeBut I got flow like Ghostbusters got slimeObjectify women a...”
“The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.”
“It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.”
“Is he all scarred now?”“Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.”
“Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.”
“He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.”
“Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.”
“I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.''My accent?''It is quite silly.''So you can't understand me?''Not a word.''Then how did you understand that?''I didn't.'...”
“So, great. This is Camp…what do you call it? Camp Fish-Blood?”Aphros frowned. “I hope that was a joke. This is Camp __________.” He made a sound that was a series of sonar pings and hisses.”
“I’m not certain you’d know the right sort of man for you if he arrived on our doorstep riding an elephant.”“I would think the elephant would be a fairly good indication that I ought to look elsewhere.”
“You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you mu...”
“The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”
