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“Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.”
“I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.”
“Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.”
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.”
“My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.”
“Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.”
“Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.”
“There must be something to acupuncture - after all you never see any sick porcupines.”
“I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
“I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain no pain.”
“Ladies and gentlemen after what I've been through I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.”
“He who has health has hope and he who has hope has everything.”
“Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to yourself. Illess is one of those things which a man should resist on principle at the onset.”
“Health is not a condition of matter but of Mind.”
“Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.”
“Our landscapes connect us to our history; they are the source of our character as a peopl, as well as our health, our safety, and our prosperity. Natural resources enrich us economically, yes. But ...”
