15 quotes found
“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”
“The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.”
“Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.”
“Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.”
“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.”
“Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.”
“Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”
“You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.”
“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
“One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.”
“An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.”
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.”
