54 quotes found
“If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.”
“Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.”
“Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?”
“It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.”
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
“Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.”
“I wouldn't dream of watching motor racing, cycling, or golf - which aren't truly sports anyway.”
“Tiger's a horrible golf teacher.”
“My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteristic. I don't know that golf would be the game fo...”
“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game...”
“Journalism is a craft that takes years to learn. It's like golf. You never get it right all the time. It's a game of fewer errors, better facts, and better reporting.”
“I believe that one of the reasons I get to play golf all over the world is because of the barriers that Lee Elder broke down. I just think he's amazing.”
“I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why ...”
“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
“Think Indonesia and tourism, and the first thing that comes to mind is probably Bali. Think golf holiday, and most people would dream of Scotland or Ireland. But Indonesia harbors one of the best-k...”
“I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.”
“One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.”
“Golf and dating don't mix.”
“Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.”
“Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern shirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.”
