Ray Romano

Quotes by Ray Romano

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Comedian and actor · American · 1996–2005

American comedian and actor (born 1957)

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“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“Living with kids is like living in a frat house... everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's alot of throwing up”

“I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.”

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Me children humor parenting Money Wife Apple Father Accountant Identity Purpose Crisis Golf Yourself Game Life Political

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”
— Ray Romano
children humor parenting

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
— Ray Romano
Money Wife Apple

“If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.”
— Ray Romano
Father Me Accountant

“Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.”
— Ray Romano
Identity Purpose Crisis

“If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.”
— Ray Romano
Golf Yourself Game

“The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones tha...”
— Ray Romano
Life Political Me

“I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.”
— Ray Romano

“Living with kids is like living in a frat house... everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's alot of throwing up”
— Ray Romano