329 quotes found
“Nico: I love you.Percy: What?Nico: Did you say something Jason?Jason: What?Nico: You just said you love Percy?Jason: Wait, what? No, I didn't, wait,Percy: Dude. What the Tartarus?Jason: No, Nico's ...”
“This is Doctor Norton. Who's calling?""Step NWolfe- the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby's already coming out of the horse's ass.""You s...”
“Guys don't let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay that came out wrong.”
“I've always believed," she replied, "that if God is going to be strict about anything, that He will be strict about the rules concerning hate, not love. And if two people love each other, that has ...”
“Youre the perfect combination of everything that makes me horny.”
“I'd never criticize gay people for being gay. That would be the same thing as criticizing someone for having brown eyes, as far as I'm concerned.”
“Imaginative writers often project their own monsters and meanings on basic facts.”
“Its hard not being with someone you have an attraction to yet have neither seen nor meet, but your heart aches for.”
“People like to say being gay isn't like skin color, isn't anything physical. They tell us we always have the option of hiding.But if that's true, why do they always find us?”
“Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.”
“I already know youre gay" he said. "You dont even know what that means.""It means you love Sarah.”
“Baby, youre so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you.”
“If some people are outed, are other people inned? Can we say that someone has been besided or overed?”
“I don't believe we shall ever again have any form of society in which men will be free. One should not hope for it. One should not hope for anything. Hope is invented by politicians to keep the ele...”
“Fate wouldn't create a man that drop-dead gorgeous and make him gay, would it? Oh yes, fate would.”
“I guess I might be bi-curious," Ben said quietly.""What?""I said I could be sorta bi-curious," Ben said loudly. "That's someone who is fundamentally straight but is curious about sex with”
“Life is like a song, it will eventually end...so enjoy it!”
“Justin wandered over to the big fir between the coach house and his studio, and began freeing the new growth from their rust colored casings.Why do you do that? I walked around kittens nose, and ca...”
“Be more gay, I beseech you!”
