“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.”

“I dont need words, I just need you to come back. - Taryn”

“I'm not tired. I'm just checking my eyelids for holes. It could take a while”

“I don’t need words, I just need you to come back.” - Taryn”

“And I’m stubborn, if you want absolute obedience, get a Labrador.”

“Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.'The first one. I really resent being called the second.”

“And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!”

“You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”