Once again, thank you for videotaping Dharma & Greg and freeze-framing on my vanity card. For those of you who are new, this is my sporadic attempt to share my personal beliefs with millions of people (hence the term vanity). This attempt has led me into communicating many deep thoughts, and, I'm afraid to say, quite a few shallow ones as well. But what I've found most interesting is that after a few weeks, I've discovered myself scrounging for new beliefs. Things about which I could stand up and say with pride, I believe in this, dammit! Now that's not to say that I couldn't fill the card with a lot of mindless aphorisms. But do I waste my precious moment in the sun by proclaiming, I believe that sex with multiple partners in a moving vehicle isn't all it's cracked up to be? No, I do not. Do I squander this priceless opportunity to announce, I believe we are better than the animals because we're capable of reading in the bathroom? Once again, I do not. And so it is for this reason, I have no beliefs to share with you this week. No wait... actually I do believe that JFK had a much better understanding of the word perks.