“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“You can't make a souffle rise twice.”

“Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.”

“He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.”

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”

“My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.”

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”

“Jealousy often turns people into irresponsible storytellers.”

“Gossip is the sound of jealously.”