“Good morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day youre dreaming, the next, your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times. If only someone had ...”

“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, thats bad luck. You know whats worst luck? Is getting married, itself. Ive read studies. Its like 2 out of 3 of those end in divor...”

“That was not sex. That was naked poetry.”

“I cant teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.”

“She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.”

“You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head.“Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes lat...”

“Jesus Christ, it's like living with Stevie bloody Nicks,' I said, 'only without the cocaine, which would be more fun.”

“There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol."..."There was a thing called the soul and a thing called immortality."..."But they used to take ...”

“Happiness is my drug of choice.”

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

“If I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drownedif I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and t...”

“I'm an Earth ecstatic, and my creed is simple: All life is sacred, life loves life, and we are capable of improving our behavior toward one another. As basic as that is, for me it's also tonic and ...”