“If Im going down, Im going down with lipstick on.”

“If Im going down, Im going down with lipstick on. ~Maggie Mae Castro”

“What exactly does the I in FBI stand for? ~Maggie Mae Castro”

“If I’m going down, I’m going down with lipstick on.”

“If I’m going down, I’m going down with lipstick on.” ~Maggie Mae Castro”

“Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?”

“What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.”

“I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“It would be too easy to become infatuated with a man like him, and also decidedly unwise considering the female debris left in his wake.”

“...it is my belief that all of us suffer from some kind of mental instability. What would you say if I told you we all are a little crazy?”

“Watch out for your daughters.The man is coming.Hell promise you the world.But if you accept, theres no turning back.Watch out for your daughters.Because here comes Jack.”