“Dont worry, Miss Brielle. To be honest, the ones with a little bit of crazy have always been my favorite.”

“Face it, friends. For this journey, roads are optional.”

“Zane sighed. Jovan and Mother were just the same. Maybe later meant no.”

“Zane was pretty sure that worries and bossing were related, like a pair of old aunties.”

“They say that to live in the Wilds, you have to be half-wild yourself. Or at least very brave. And Zane is both.”

“Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet?”

“To die will be an awfully big adventure.”

“Go outside. Dont tell anyone and dont bring your phone. Start walking and keep walking until you no longer know the road like the palm of your hand, because we walk the same roads day in and day ou...”

“To fall in love with God is the greatest romance; to seek him the greatest adventure; to find him, the greatest human achievement.”

“...You see I believe in that stuff to: yoga and mystical powers. I once knew a man who could kill himself on command. Can you believe that? . . . Why do you laugh? . . . Believe it! By will of his ...”

“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.”

“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.”