“Life isn't all grand, but it isn't all miserable either. There's both sweet and sour in every day. So why focus on the ugly when you can gaze at what's beautiful? Concentrate on the good.”

“You will realize one day that all the money in the world cannot buy you happiness. Nor can it make you a person of good character.”

“When I count my blessings, I find you in every one.”

“Even the smallest tender mercy can bring peace when recognized and appreciated.”

“There are many who don't wish to sleep for fear of nightmares. Sadly, there are many who don't wish to wake for the same fear.”

“The world seems to want us to be sad and angry because bad things frequently happen. But I say we should feel the opposite. We should be happy and cheerful because good things happen. We should be ...”

“As you turn into a daddy, soon now, youll find that, on marrying, a man and woman start actually living.”

“She was going to go to her room,munch on chocolate,then collapse into bed.And if her upstairs neighbors decided to talk about who the daddy was or cry again about how much David was loved,she'd go ...”

“Southern DADDYDandy At Doin Diapers Yall!”

“Accept the fact that girls squeal when they're happy or confused or excited or scared or because they just saw a certain boy in line.”

“I want to tell him that it's just a stupid car, but bits of me are scattered all over town; the graveyard, school, Cassie's room, the motel, and standing in from of the sink in my mother's kitchen....”

“If we want to raise children who will remain faithful to Christ and His Church, they need to see fathers on their knees in prayer.”

“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”

“Please consult your childs Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”

“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”