176 quotes found
Writer · American · 1961
American writer (born 1961)
“Tell me this is a nightmare”
“Could he hear my heart pounding?”
“I'm learning how to taste everything.”
“I'm learning how to taste everything. ”
“Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.”
“Dr. StupidParker says that when I'm sad it really means I'm angry and when I'm angry it really means I'm afraid.”
“A little kid asks my dad why that man is chopping down the tree.Dad: He's not chopping it down. He's saving it. Those branches were long dead from disease. All plants are like that. By cutting off ...”
“When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time.”
“Why are you being so mean?""Friends tell friends the truth.""yeah, but not to hurt, to help.”
“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. We are here to help you. 2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings. 3. The dress code will be enforced. 4. No smoking is al...”
“CONJUGATE THIS:”
“If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts of mayhem.”
“Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister?Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP: But you can't be in the hall without a pass. ES: I know, I'm so upset. That's why I need to hur...”
“She cannot chain my soul. Yes, she could hurt me. She'd already done so...I would bleed, or not. Scar, or not. Live, or not. But she could not hurt my soul, not unless I gave it to her.”
“I have survived. I am here. Confused, screwed up, but here. So, how can I find my way? Is there a chain saw of the soul, an ax I can take to my memories or fears?”
“We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities and boyfriend/girlfriend juice, the stain of lies. For o...”
“Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people, look at their dead baby. It's death porn for the masses. ”
“Killing people is easier than it should be. Dad put on his beret. Staying alive is harder.”
“The world is crazy. You need a license to drive a car and go fishing. You don't need a license to start a family. Two people have sex and BAM! Perfectly innocent kid is born whose life will be scre...”
“Write about the emotions you fear the most.”
“Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making whats left sound natural.”
“I am an owl, bird of the night. I see everything. I know everything.”
“Until then we're going to keep making memories like this, moments when we're the only two people in the whole world. And when we get scared or lonely or confused, we'll pull out these memories and ...”