“Please consult your childs Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”

“Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.”

“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“Politics determines who has the power, not who has the truth.”

“Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten.”