Maybe he’ll be different from who he was and always is.
Stephen Colbert.
“I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.”
“Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.”
“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”
“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff ...”
“Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.”
“There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
“The Womens March had restored my faith as I am sure it has introduced the young generation to the new wave of feminism. A feminist movement that was made up of both sexes and all ages and creeds, o...”
“Yet behind all of the populist hot air, and the big shot persona, is a man who is very cunning. As a real estate mogul worth billions, a man like Donald Trump knows how to relate to an audience bet...”
“Like Hitler, the President used the word lies to mean statements of fact not to his liking and presented journalism as a campaign against himself.”
“A human being in this aged nation of ours is a very wonderful whole, the slow creation of long interchanging influences; and charm is a result of two such wholes, the one loving and the one loved.”
“The more one judges, the less one loves.”
“[N]one of us drinks the chalice of our existence to the last drop. None of us is fully obedient. Each of us falls short of the human nature entrusted to us.”