“She'd stutter all the reasons why she shouldn't, shaking her head adamantly. But her body..her body would grow hot with excitement. She'd get wet at the thrill of it. So fucking wet that i'd smell ...”

“For friends that always pick you up when you fallAnd catapult you when you want to fly.”

“Feed the beast, ladies, and itll come to you every time its hungry. Make your man feel like hes the biggest, baddest motherfucker on earth, inside and outside of the bedroom, and hell adore you”

“You love the lifestyle you live, and instead of licking your wounds and moving on, youd rather fix your broken marriage. And Im here to help you. But how? A slow, sardonic smile unfurls across my f...”

“No one wants to fuck Chewbacca”

“Holy fuck. Testing, testing. Is this thing on or has Botox already begun to corrode her brain cells?”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”