“She'd stutter all the reasons why she shouldn't, shaking her head adamantly. But her body..her body would grow hot with excitement. She'd get wet at the thrill of it. So fucking wet that i'd smell ...”

“Feed the beast, ladies, and itll come to you every time its hungry. Make your man feel like hes the biggest, baddest motherfucker on earth, inside and outside of the bedroom, and hell adore you”

“You love the lifestyle you live, and instead of licking your wounds and moving on, youd rather fix your broken marriage. And Im here to help you. But how? A slow, sardonic smile unfurls across my f...”

“No one wants to fuck Chewbacca”

“Holy fuck. Testing, testing. Is this thing on or has Botox already begun to corrode her brain cells?”

“Life may not be pretty but it's always beautiful. We may only see the ugliness on the surface. The shit that only the world chooses to notice. But, if we dig deep, if we get to the heart of life, w...”

“When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than anything you can ever see or hear or touch. That deep part of you that allows you to stand for t...”

“You know Balbec so well - do you have friends in the area?'I have friends wherever there are companies of trees, wounded but not vanquished, which huddle together with touching obstinacy to implore...”

“Things that matter are not easy. Feelings of happiness are easy. Happiness is not. Flirting is easy. Love is not. Saying youre friends is easy. Being friends is not.”