“The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.”

“My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a...”

“The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.”

“You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.”

“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”