As old as the itch.
English Proverb.
“A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.”
“A smooth sea never made a skilled marine.”
“Death is a shadow that always follows the body”
“The absent are always wrong.”
“Everyone must row with the oars he has.”
“The shortest answer is doing.”
“No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
“I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.”
“One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.”
“Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.”
“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”
“Comments outnumber ideas.”
