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Rita Rudner was a contemporary American comedian. Rita Rudner is an American stand-up comedian and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway actress, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Read more on Wikipedia →

Themes

  • Politics — Governance, civic duty, and the structures of power

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