“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”

“a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done”

“California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.”

“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. ”

“The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.”

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“Oh, quit it! You're the possessor of a beautiful wife, a beautiful gas-stove, and you were going to forget all this race-hysteria.”

“What we possess owns us, and we absolutely own nothing.”

“The want of a thing is perplexing enough, but the possession of it is intolerable.”

“A real treasure becomes such only after it's been desperately sought after.”

“I have no other possessions of value but my soul.”

“What was best for Charlotte? The answer was obvious. And for once he needed to overcome his selfish desires. "Go home, Charlotte." "So thats it?" She straightened, her lovely pride stiffening her f...”