“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”

“a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done”

“California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.”

“The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.”

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”

“Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.”

“I think it's cool that London Fashion Week is about young designers trying wacky things.”

“It's important to bring things back from the Space Station because, unlike somebody living at the house where the garbage truck comes by twice a week, they don't have that in space.”

“Our lack of community is intensely painful. A TV talk show is not community. A couple of hours in a church pew each Sabbath is not community. A multinational corporation is neither a human nor a co...”

“Holiness is as much about what you do on a Monday morning on the factory floor as it is about what you do on a Sunday morning in a church gathering. Holiness is as much about the kind of neighbour ...”

“Liturgy gathers the holy community as it reads the Holy Scriptures into the sweeping tidal rhythms of the church year in which the story of Jesus and the Christian makes its rounds century after ce...”

“The folly of endless consumerism sends us on a wild goose-chase for happiness through materialism.”

“Courage without conscience is a wild beast.”

“Poetry must have something in it that is barbaric, vast and wild.”