“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”

“a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done”

“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. ”

“The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.”

“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”