“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

“Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”

“Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.”

“Politicians are like dogs... Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable”

“In every era, humanity produces demonic individuals and seductive ideas of repression. The task of statesmanship is to prevent their rise to power and sustain an international order capable of dete...”

“The task of the leader is to get his people from where they are to where they have not been. ”

“I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead . . .”

“The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.”

“At the end of a long introduction: You omitted perhaps one thing - that in 1974 I had a hemorrhoidectomy.”