Ah, mistress, youre an angel. Sure theres not a drop left? I might have remembered one more person.Up yours, I said rudely with another belch. Its empty. You should tell me the name anyway, after making me drink all that sewage.Winston gave me a devious smile. Come back with a full bottle and I will.Selfish spook, I mumbled, and staggered away.Id made it a few feet when I felt that distinct pins-and-needles sensation again, only this time it wasnt in my throat.Hey!I looked down in time to see Winstons grinning, transparent form fly out of my pants. He was chuckling even as I smacked at myself and hopped up and down furiously.Drunken filthy pig! I spat. Bastard!And a good evein to you, too, mistress! he called out, his edges starting to blur and fade. Come back soon!I hope worms shit on your corpse! was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower?
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Jeaniene Frost was a contemporary American fantasy author. Jeaniene Frost is an American fantasy author, known for her Night Huntress series and the Night Huntress World novels. Foreign rights for her novels have sold to twenty countries. Read more on Wikipedia →
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