“If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?”

“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You cant. Its not organic.”

“You have a college degree? You can barely talk.”

“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.”

“Whenever you don't know someone and you overhear their problems they always sound so trivial.”

“Our problems stem from our acceptance of this filthy, rotten system.”

“There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough.”