“If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.”

“Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.”

“I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.”

“I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.”