Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."She smirked. "A job, eh?" Making things in your forge?""Nah, we could start our own shop," Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. "Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.
calypso funny humor leo-valdez love

About This Quote

About Rick Riordan

Rick Riordan was a contemporary American author. Richard Russell Riordan Jr. is an American author, best known for his Camp Half-Blood Chronicles, which includes the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series, The Heroes of Olympus series, The Trials of Apollo series, and The Nico di Angelo Adventures series. Read more on Wikipedia →

Themes

  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life
  • Love — Quotes exploring romantic love, compassion, and human connection

More quotes by Rick Riordan

“Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.”
— Rick Riordan
love

“We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.”
— Rick Riordan
annabeth-chase emotion heartbreak love

“The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.”
— Rick Riordan
infatuation love obsession

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And i...”
— Rick Riordan
cute isaiat kiss love

“You must carry on my spirit. It can no longer be carried by a god. It must be taken up by all of you. - Pan”
— Rick Riordan
nature pan

“They send a person who can never stay," she whispered. "Who can never accept my offer of companionship for more than a little while. They send me a hero I can't help ... just the sort of person I c...”
— Rick Riordan
calypso cruel fates love
View all quotes by Rick Riordan →

Related Quotes

“They send a person who can never stay," she whispered. "Who can never accept my offer of companionship for more than a little while. They send me a hero I can't help ... just the sort of person I c...”
— Rick Riordan
calypso cruel fates love

“She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Di...”
— Rick Riordan
calypso funny humor leo-valdez

“When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.”
— Rick Riordan
calypso funny life-motto tater-tots

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
— Marian Keyes, Watermelon
funny humour love relationships

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
— Woody Allen
funny love sex

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”
— Jeaniene Frost
funny love vampire

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
— Jane Austen
humor love romantic women

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”
— Carlos Ruiz Zafn
humor work

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”
— Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
humor matt work