“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”

“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)”

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”

“This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!”

“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.”

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

“A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“Do not work primarily for money; do your duty to patients first and let the money follow; our life is short, we don't live twice; the whirlwind will pick up the leaves and spin them, but then it wi...”

“You cant afford anthropomorphic biases when some of the aliens most like us would rather make human hamburgers than peace.”

“Poverty's simplicity has an inexpensive beauty rooted in it, which the rich can never afford to buy”

“You cannot afford to gamble your youth only for fun.”

“His soul was swimming in the maelstrom to keep her swim in the peaceful end!" ~ AB”

“if somebody ask me to chose my home in the whole world i would chose your arms”

“He. Does there have to be a he? It seems weak and unoriginal doesnt it, for stories told by girls to always have a he?”