“To love is to admire with the heart to admire is to love with the mind. ”

“Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.”

“I was born to travel and write verse.”

“Art is beauty, the perpetual invention of detail, the choice of words, the exquisite care of execution.”

“It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.”

“Nothing is really beautiful unless it is useless; everything useful is ugly, for it expresses a need, and the needs of man are ignoble and disgusting, like his poor weak nature. The most useful pla...”

“Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?”

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldnt that make a charming epitaph? Here li...”

“Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" o...”

“You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being.""It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.”

“Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?”

“No one is so modest as not to believe himself a competent amateur sleuth...”