“Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!”

“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.”

“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?”

“I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.”

“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”

“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”

“Justice is the only worship.Love is the only priest.Ignorance is the only slavery.Happiness is the only good.The time to be happy is now,The place to be happy is here,The way to be happy is to make...”

“Be a good human.”

“Our country in general assumes that "the pursuit of happiness" really means "the pursuit of pleasure" and that therefore pleasure is the greatest good.”

“I'm not sure this is a world I belong in anymore. I'm not sure that I want to wake up.”

“I half closed my eyes and imagined this was the spot where everything I'd ever lost since my childhood had washed up, and I was now standing here in front of it, and if I waited long enough, a tiny...”

“No one compares to you, but there's no you, except in my dreams tonight.”

“Slowly, with many lost days, I come back to life.”

“Know this: whenever you think of leaving, a part of you has already left. But its never too late to get it back.”

“Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.”