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Mitch Hedberg was a 20th-century American stand-up comedian. Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian and filmmaker known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Read more on Wikipedia →

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